I need your basketball

July 3rd, 2009

 Little Tom  knocked on the door of his best friend’s house. When his friend’s father answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”
 
   “ No,” said the father, “it’s too cold. ”

   “ Well, then, ” said Tom, “ can his basketball come out to play ? ”

A good boy

July 3rd, 2009

Little  Tom  asks  his  mother for  two dollars .”What  did you do  with  one dollar  I gave you yesterday?”his  mother  asks .
“I gave  it  to  a poor old  lady .”Little  Tom says.
His  mother  very happy ,because  she thinks that  Tom  is  caring.
“You’re a good boy,” said the mother proudly. “Here are two dollars  more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”

A reason of late

July 3rd, 2009

 One day ,Jonn was late to schonol .His  teacher  asked  him:”Why  did you go  to  class  so late ?”
John  said :”Because  Someone lost one dollar.”
 The  teacher  smiled. He asked  “So now I know ,  you help  him to find money”.
John said :”No, I stood on the money until the person went away.Because  I  had   stepped  money under the  shoes.”

Funny family

June 30th, 2009

JOKE 1At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home…

He asks him: what are you doing?

The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!

Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you.

JOKE 2A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?

The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!

The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?

The wife: Very good, thank you.

The husband: And, what happened to my present?

The wife: Which present?

The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?

The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!

June 30th, 2009

Joke1:

At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home… He asks him:” what are you doing?”
The son replied: “Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!
Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you
JOKE 2

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn ‘t like it and moves on,
 but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, “What are you waiting for? ” The husband replies, “autumn. “

not only the Turpan’s grapes ,but also the Sahara graoes ,which i have been eat .

June 29th, 2009

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Twelve constellation of self-comfort

June 28th, 2009

Everyone has setbacks. Disappointment in love or work or efforts are not recognized or make life difficult for the academic achievements of each other or the friendship do not understand each other and the Cold War. In each constellation of great importance and performance are also different.

20 Laws of Golf

June 27th, 2009

These laws were given to me by an old friend who carried has them around in his golf bag for, judging by the age of the paper (and his golf bag), decades. True golfers should understand the words layed out here. LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summmer and, eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former. LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water. LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down. LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant You looked up, or invoke the wrath of the universe. LAW 6: The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instuctor. LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire. LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man. LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls. LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn’t, how do you explain the way it works against you? LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse. LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent — or some similar combination. LAW 13: All 3-woods are domon-possessed. LAW 14: Golf balls from the same sleeve tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (see Law three) LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty. LAW 16: Nice lag can usually be translated to lousy putt. Similarly, tough break can usually be translated way to miss an easy one, sucker. LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you. LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be. LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month. LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset of the same day.

A new study suggests that the mere expectation of laughter makes us feel good.

June 26th, 2009

 If you’re down in the dumps, you might just think about watching a funny movie. A new study suggests that the mere expectation of laughter makes us feel good.


  Researchers split people into two groups. One group was told they’d be watching a funny movie, the other was not.


  “Blood drawn from experimental subjects just before they watched the video had 27 percent more beta-endorphins and 87 percent more human growth hormone, compared to blood from the control group, which didn’t anticipate the watching of a humorous video,” explained Lee Berk of Loma Linda University.


  Berk said that combined with prior research into how laughter improves mood, the results “would appear to carry important, positive implications for wellness, disease-prevention and most certainly stress-reduction.”


  The study was small, however, involving just 16 people.


  Levels of these known feel-good substances remained elevated during the video, which brought about what the researchers call “mirthful laughter,” and for 12 to 24 hours afterward.


  The results, announced today, are being presented at an annual meeting called Experimental Biology convened by the American Physiological Society.

College entrance examination postselection specialized erroneous zone

June 25th, 2009

3. Picking a major before you’ve taken at least two advanced courses in the field. It’s tempting to pick a major just on the basis of an intro course or two that you really liked. But it’s important to take a sampling of upper division or advanced courses before committing to a major. In many fields, the work at that level is more challenging and also, sometimes, different in approach, methodology, or complexity than in the watered-down intro courses designed to service the university as a whole. So, before signing on the dotted line, take two or three courses, from different professors, that start with a high number (300, 400, 3000, 4000, or whatever it is at your school)