When I was waitting in line at a bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The girl was eating a roll ,which she thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook her head.
“No, no, dear,” said the boy’s mom. and then , turnning to the teller , “I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my daughter . She’s just been to the zoo.”
Little Tom comes from school on the first of September.
“Tom, how did you like your new teacher?” asked his mother.
“I didn’t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too…..”
A couple were talking about their life at home.
She said: ”Because people are not pity at you, I just be your wife.”
He answered :” Finally you succeeded. Now everyone feel sorry to me.”
One day ,a six year-old child by the name of Little Tom ran hastily to the police station and told a policeman, “Please come
quickly!Two men are fighting at my home,and one is dying ! One of is my father.” The policemen therefore rushed to the scene with
the child. They indeed saw two men fighting with one another. The policeman said, “Which one is your father?”
The child answered, “I also do not know who is my father;that’s why they are fighting.”
When only a couple on the world.
One day,wife asked husband,”Doyou really love me?”
Husband said helplessly,”Do I have any other choice?”
A woman called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “600 dollars!” And the woman said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?” The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”
The couple took night train to the outside. To take a local train, Mr. Li do usually night, can save some cost. But Mrs Li acted in pettish to say: “My dear , I hope I can have a comfortable sleep all night. Otherwise, I will spread in hard seat to sleep. ”
Then Mr.Li Tickets promised to buy comfortable tickets, but returned with holding two general ticket, satisfiedly
to say: “I arefully thought carefully,but the ordinary tickets cheaply.”
Wife in sackcloth and said: “But I wanted to sleep comfortablely!”
“It doesn’t matter, I also bought two sleeping pill.” He said to his wife.
In the restaurant, a young woman walking into a customer said: “excuse me, sir, I think you’ll find I’ve been looking at you, because I think you look like my child’s father.”
“What?” customer scared, “said opening big eyes? This is absolutely impossible!”
Tom wanted to say something to June.June was happy and shy.She thinked he must explain himself .
He said :”When I wake up in the morning,You are all I see;When I think about you,And how happy you make me.You’re everything I wanted;You’re everything I need;I look at you and know;That you are all to me. Money,I love you !”